September 2011
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Clients From Hell: Client: “Okay, I’ve totalled... →
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Client: “Okay, I’ve totalled everything and I’ve come up with $543,698— double check my math.” Me: “…I got $562,552” Client: “That’s wrong. Do it again.” Me: (adding all of the numbers again) “Okay, $562,552” Client: “What? Now we have three different numbers!” Me: “No we don’t. That’s…
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biblebash:
If you put your ear up close to the butterfly tattoo you can hear the daddy issues.
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The screenplay "omg, bad dream" by Shaun
Girlfriend: Omg, I had such a bad dream last night. It was about you and me.
Boyfriend: What happened? I’m sorry you had a bad dream, baby.
Girlfriend: It was so real! You were with another girl…And she was more pretty than me. You were all over her and ignored me.
Boyfriend: Wow, babe. That sounds like a terrible dream. You okay?
Girlfriend: I am so sad, it was so real..Almost as...
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Time to get myself into more trouble...
With some Animal Friends.
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"Follow this blog, you'll be glad you did!"
Hahaha! Okay! Freggin’ liar.
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